Christa: Mommy, be careful of my nose!
Me: Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, did I hurt your nose when I pulled off your shirt?
C: No, you didn't, but you have to be careful! It's rule number two, you know.
M: Pardon me? Rule number two?
C: Yes, Mommy, rule number two says don't tug on Christa's nose. *nod nod*
M: Oh really?
C: Yes, and rule number three is always hold hands when walking across the road. *nod nod*
M: I see. So, what is rule number one, Christa?
C: *eye roll* Always listen to Mommy!