Overheard recently in my home:
Maya: Mom, have you seen my purse? I can't find it anywhere!!
Mom: Do you mean the one that is right there by your foot?
Maya: Oh. *silence* Well butts butts butts lol!
Mom: Becca, how was school today?
Becca: It was good, we had an assembly. There was this group who sang and played the drums.
Mom: And how was that?
Becca: It was awesome awesome!!
James: So, Maya, I heard some things...
James: I heard that you like mud kips...
Maya: Mom, he's doing it again!
James: No you!!